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I’m back at JFK airport. Good thing these wifi connections are 24 hrs worth. Really coming in handy right now. We all had to rebook our flight for this morning because weather fucked up our flight for last night.

Anyways i’m catching up on my internetz and this is cool.

Photographs of phone sex operators and their stories.

1940s movie star skeet. oh no i didn’ttt

Oh yes i didddddd

haha what do you think of my 1940s movie star steeeez?

I’ve been in Iowa at my childhood best friends wedding. Shit was nutty.

Now instead of going home i’m flying to NYC. Me,Shwayze and Cisco are going on TRL tomorrow.

Katy P is on Today.

Love it.

Miss you blog family. I’ll be back in action soon.

My dudes in chester french are in town and playing at the viper tonight.

YOU SHOULD COME OUT!

also if you don’t come out, realize you missed something as special or more special than this video

check out remix…. siiiiicckkkkkk http://www.pilot-creative.com/WordPress/

MSTRKRFT is shooting their video for the single ‘Bounce (feat. N.O.R.E.)’ tonight at the Roxy on Sunset. Come down.. we’re basically just having a party and they will be filming scenes for the video:

trick daddy is the best.

There are no words for how awesome this is, can somebody program a slayer song or Dillinger Escape Plan song or something. That would be awesssssomemeeeeeeeememememee.

I wanna make love in this chuck e. cheese

probably in the ball pit, or near the shoe cubby holes.

ALSO IF YOU JUST PASSED THIS POST WITHOUT WATCHING THAT VIDEO YOU FAIL.

Totally Michael is doing thangs, and I got love for him for multiple reasons. But mainly because he’s on Iheartcomix, he’s from the midwest, and he has an awesome live show.

Download his songs and dance around your room with your ultimate warrior stuffed wrestler. Or I can do it for you no worries either way.

Totally Michael - Winona

Totally Michael - Casual Satisfaction (Lots of Dick and Pussy in this song. So you should totally play it loud at work)

so somehow me,warren and shwayze all missed our wake up calls and missed our plane.

Cisco made the flight of course, and I was steps away from getting on the plane after having to sweat it out in the airport security and sprint to the gate. I literally ran to give the guy my ticket to get on the boarding tunnel thing and he ran behind the door and locked it.

WTF?!

Dude just laughed in my face and closed the door.

SUCKED.

Oh well, the show in OKC was alright. Interesting setup and venue, but it was good to see Heidi, meet the guys in Forever the Sickest Kids and Metro Station was in the house so I got to bump into Trace and talk smack about Hanna (Just kiddddding HB haha)

I’m seriously gonna lose my mind in the airport though, I went out of security on accident and had to go back through. Now i’m waiting another 3 hrs to get on this 9:10 flight that connects in Dallas back to LA. And last night we went to Edna’s this dope ass bar in OKC, we planned on just staying up till our flight at 6am but I couldn’t hang and passed out for a whole 2 hrs.

Ughhhhhhh.

Peep us getting introduced by the radio station DJS. Yes, uh huh, I know.

Metro Station - Shake it

Preface: For those that don’t know me, I am from Boston. That’s where i spent my entire childhood and college years. My “alleged” parents still live there.

I receive this email last night:

Hey there Sarah
Some times things work in funny ways…I have been so into your mag and mass appeal mag. I have a small underground mag called EXACTLY. Anyway, I was at a bbq today in bk and I was chillin with the most amazing couple!
….And apparently I was hangin with your dad and mom…..btw he has the bestmusic selection EVER! So I got into chatin with him and I was like yeah i have a mag and blah blah and then he said you were his daughter…I kinda flipped. I have wanted to interview you! So let me know your thoughts on the idea? I want to do a piece on your trials and tribulations of doing what you do.
You are a major inspiration in who we are and we look up to you, so it was kinda funny that I was hangin with your parents…I love them. anyway, I hope that you wanna do the piece.
Let me know!

????????Logically I forward this email to my mom and this is the conversation that resulted:

Me-OMG these people are like Bernadette Peters and that dude from Rocky Horror in Annie, right?
Mom-LOL
Me-This is so weird. I am so confused.
Mom-Oh I didn’t tell you. Dad was in Brooklyn yesterday with the woman he is having the affair with. It was probably him and his mistress.
Me-What? Really?
Mom-Sarah, I was kidding.
Me-Oh.

and i stumble across this youtube video.

WTF.

that scared the shit out of me for some reason.

I’m supposed to be at MTV afterparties now, but i’m over it. I’m just gonna read and pass out. I played basketball instead of going to the actual awards show today too, but Cisco, Katy and Shwayze went and held it down i’m sure. I caught the last part of the show and it looked like every other awards show ever so I don’t think I missed too much anyway.

i’m tired gnite.

P.S. I feel like there are 5 Megan Fox’s at any “hot” LA club at any time of the year. How is she the “hottest” woman in the world?

P.S.S. MSTRKRFT is playing a “sweet 16″ party at crimson tonight. I love LA, parents will throw around all kinds of crazy $$ to see their kids have a good time.

P.S.S.S. This is so scattered i might as well throw this video in too